Aam Aadmi

The policeman came home to arrest me.

What have I done?
Policeman: We have to arrest you?
Why?
Policeman: You support terrorism.
How?
Policeman: Yes! I have records that I can show you?
What records?
Policeman: The terrorist is still alive though he was sentenced to death long back.
How am I involved?
Policeman: He is still alive but he is being fed, his security can be compared to the security of any popular politician.
So?
Policeman: You have paid for his living and security.
Sir. I have not. What makes you think I have paid? I think you have reached the wrong person. Do you know who am I?
Policeman: Yes, you pay heavy taxes and you are a common man.

Happy Birthday Kasab